LMFAO pretty much every saturday morning last summer:
“im tired…”
“me too…”
“me too…”
“so, how do we shut down the pool so we can all go home?”
“anybody have food that looks like puke or poo? or glass? that’ll shut down the pool for the whole day…”
“or one of us could just pretend to be injured…”
“but the reports/the investigation…”
“ah fuck it, too much effort. let’s just work.”
repeat times 9.
(Source: uknowuralifeguard)
